Susanna Says

Hello everybody:

How about mixing politics with TVism? Somehow I can't help daydreaming with regard regard to the position that the present presidential candidates, declared and un-declared, should take towards TVism. Considering their outlook, and political philosophy, each one should have a most definite plan towards this

unique form of behaviour which, along with all the unusual things that are happening in our present world, demands recognition and action. So I am picturing vice-president Humphrey as he releases his official statement on TVism. "Americans since I am the unity candidate, the only one who can unite all shades of opinion, all races, the poor and the rich, amalgamate you all into a society which I will call the Greatest Society, I am convinced that all TV's should give me their vote. I promise complete freedom to dress as you please and I will make sure that there will be at least one TV in my cabinet heading a new department in charge of Beauty, Posture and Walk. My past silence on this question is simply due to the fact that I was not making policy and LBJ just can't manage high heels with miniskirts.”

Bobby Kennedy, on the other hand, is much more decisive in his statement. "TV's? Of course, they are on my side. I have been the only candidate who's dared to let his hair grow long with a graceful wave in front. I will guarantee all TV's a minimum yearly wardrobe. They can be sure that the government will restructure

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